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[intro]
G | G | G | A# C
G | G | G | A# C
G | G | G | A# C
G | G | G | A# C


[verse]
G
Oh, I don't know, I don't know, oh where to begin

       A#     C
We are North Americans

G
And for those of you who still think we're from England

            A#     C
We're like, no



G
We've been on planes and on trains

                                     A#     C
Till we think we might die, far from North America

G
Where the buildings are old

                                     A#     C
And you might have lots of mimes



G
I hate the feeling when you're loookin' at me that way

            A#     C
'Case we're North Americans

G
But if we act all shy, it'll make it okay

                    A#     C
It makes it go away



G
Oh, I don't know, oh, where to begin

           A#     C
When we're North Americans

G
But in the end, make the same mistakes all over again

         A#     C
Come on, North America!


[chorus]
G  (F)  G  (F)   G  (F)
Ahh...
       A#     C        G
We are North American scum

G  (F)  G  (F)   G  (F)
Ahh...
           A#     C        G
We're from North America


[instrumental]
G | G | G | A# C
G | G | G | A# C


[verse]
G
And all the kids, all the kids who want to make the scene

        A#     C
Here in North America

G
Well now your kids get to read it in your magazines

                    A#    C
We don't have those



G
So where's the love, where's the love,

                         A#    C
Where's the love tonight

G
But there's no love man,

                                         A#    C
There's no love and the kids are uptight



G
So throw a party until the cops come in and bust it up

         A#     C
Let's go North America

G
Oh, you were planning it I didn't mean to interrupt

       A#    C
Sorry



G
I did it once and my parents got pretty upset

               A#     C
Freaked out in North America

G
But then I said the more I do it, the better it gets

           A#     C
Let's rock North America


[chorus]
G  (F)  G  (F)   G  (F)
Ahh...
       A#     C        G
We are North American scum

G  (F)  G  (F)   G  (F)
Ahh...
           A#     C        G
We're from North America

G  (F)  G  (F)   G  (F)
Ahh...
       A#     C
We are North American


[instrumental]
G | G | G | A# C
G | G | G | A# C


[verse]
G
New York's the greatest if you get someone to pay the rent

           A#     C
We're from North America

G                                                  A#    C
It's the furthest you can live from the government



G
Some proud American Christians might disagree

          A#     C
Here in North America

G
but New York's the only place

                                    A#    C
We're keeping them off the street



G
Now we can't have parties like in Spain where they go all night

             A#     C
Shut down in North America

G                                                     A#    C
Oh, like Berlin where they go another night, alright



G
You see, I love this place that I've grown to know

         A#     C
Alright, North America

G
And yeah, I know you wouldn't touch us with a ten foot pole

             A#     C
'Cause we're North Americans!


[chorus]
G  (F)  G  (F)   G  (F)
Ahh...
       A#     C        G
We are North American scum

G  (F)  G  (F)   G  (F)
Ahh...
           A#     C        G
We're from North America

G  (F)  G  (F)   G  (F)
Ahh...
       A#     C
We are North American




G
Take me back to the States man

A#     C        G
North American scum

G
Well, we could be where we want to be in

   A#     C
in North America


G
Where the DJ gigs aren't as lame

        A#     C        G
Here in North American scum

G
But don't blame the Canadians

          A#     C
Look out, North America